Friday — July 10, 2009

How To Treat A Woman On A Date: The Basics

  1. Do not let more than 1 day go by without contacting her
  2. Be on time
  3. Open her car door
  4. Help her put her coat on
  5. Hold the door for her to enter/leave an establishment first
  6. Pull her chair out for her in the restaurant
  7. Order for her (Note – this does not mean tell her what she’s going to have for dinner. Have a conversation about what she wants and then when the waiter comes, order for her.)
  8. At the end of your date, don’t drive off until she’s safely inside

Sa lahat ng ka-OA-han!

Let’s dissect it, shall we?

1. Do not let more than 1 day go by without contacting her

What 1 day? Before or after?

2. Be on time

Traffic???!

3. Open her car door

Oops, I don’t have a car, neither does she.

4. Help her put her coat on

What? She has coat. It’s so hot in here!

5. Hold the door for her to enter/leave an establishment first

Uyyy, gentledog!

6. Pull her chair out for her in the restaurant

What if she sits back, and I won’t push the chair back in? Disaster!

7. Order for her

Now this is the part that I like. No matter what happens, I’m sticking to my budget. LOL!

At the end of your date, don’t drive off until she’s safely inside

I don’t have a car, you idiot! I may take a cab, but before I can get one, she may already be sleeping!

This post was reblogged from vodka & shame.

Notes, Reblogs, and Likes

  1. untiltheend reblogged this from starsnatcher
  2. adropintheocean reblogged this from pretty-in-pearls
  3. pleasedrinkresponsibly reblogged this from and added:
    I thought it was just being polite. You feminist girls can go on putting on your own jackets and pulling out your own...
  4. slylittlebear reblogged this from singlebychoice and added:
    7.5 - Pay for dinner
  5. chelseanneal reblogged this from starsnatcher and added:
    it’s really not that hard to understand us girls :P
  6. fezmonkey reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    but thought I’d add my two cents. #7 is excessive, #1 depends on th level of communication
  7. kailamarie reblogged this from srsly and added:
    I actually agree with all of this
  8. vampiricjoker reblogged this from abeird
  9. thisisleah reblogged this from nowwhat
  10. generallyspeaking reblogged this from jmek and added:
    Never. EVER. order for me. We may have a had a convo about what I want, but I change my mind at the VERY last second and...
  11. deuts reblogged this from srsly and added:
    Sa lahat ng ka-OA-han! Let’s dissect it, shall we?...What 1 day? Before or after?
  12. amyh reblogged this from jmuffin and added:
    I agree with you Jamiee. I would feel EXTREMELY uncomfortable if someone did this stuff on a first date. Maybe some of...
  13. laterlizzy reblogged this from pretty-in-pearls
  14. jmuffin reblogged this from briannebott and added:
    maybe i’m just weird then, everyone seems to be pretty cool with this list, but most of these things would just make me...
  15. oheveninthedark reblogged this from phantombacons and added:
    thats sad that you think its unesscary to order for someone. thats what you call polite, the server asks what you are...
  16. dacoolkidj reblogged this from briannebott
  17. briannebott reblogged this from huntingofthesnark and added:
    I’d rather not number 7 thanks, other than that yeah cool, especially eight.
  18. huntingofthesnark reblogged this from phantombacons and added:
    I do most of these.
  19. phantombacons reblogged this from jmuffin and added:
    I think thats sweet - although with no.7 is not completely neccasary but I’d be okay with it. Alternatively you could...
  20. msellay reblogged this from experiencethewarmth
  21. katieschenk reblogged this from adamiss and added:
    if anyone wants to read the mess, they can click thru. All in all,...agree people...
  22. cherrycheeks reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  23. needahandmarissa reblogged this from messsageinabottle and added:
    personally i think this is sexist. wtf guys are not our slaves. this is nice and all, but noo.
  24. t-rotheavenger reblogged this from dammitsarah and added:
    ugh. If you order for me, I will punch you in the face.
  25. nowwhat reblogged this from seriouslythough
  26. ardenashley reblogged this from seriouslythough and added:
    JESUS. Thank you. Not that I can’t manage on my own…but you know, sometimes it’s just nice to feel taken care of....
  27. seriouslythough reblogged this from baxterp2
  28. magnificentjay reblogged this from skylarparker and added:
    i have never done any of these things but still manage to get laid…i must be special
  29. soulier reblogged this from dammitsarah
  30. bledintothesea reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  31. thatgirlallison reblogged this from feistyred and added:
    adamiss:jgh:ohfortheloveofdog:placeholdertext:hotpotatohot:anthonymichaelrojas:...Sorry, I...
  32. meagansphilosophy reblogged this from srsly
  33. czandjm reblogged this from iseeellis and added:
    inside CZ: Yes, please. :)
  34. lalanii reblogged this from jmek and added:
    Do not let more than 1 day go by without contacting her Be on time Open her car door Help her put her coat on Hold the...
  35. megmess reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    so this is floating around everyone’s tumblr and i think i’m the only chick who has zero complaints with this list. i...
  36. cyn1cal reblogged this from airport and added:
    I completely agree with airport’s answers. 4 and 7 are an absolute no. Number 1 doesn’t matter nearly as much as this...
  37. madstatler reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    I know people are throwing a fit about this, but… I really wouldn’t mind a date doing any of these for me. I can...
  38. airport reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    no duh sure no duh okay NO do
  39. feistyred reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:
    To add to Mo’s point, when I majored in gender studies in college,...was not to talk about...
  40. bizzibee reblogged this from srsly
  41. nudawn reblogged this from baxterp2
  42. fieryholocaust reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:
    You are awesome. And so right. I would...could get someone
  43. baxterp2 reblogged this from adamiss and added:
    Really? You’d be seething with rage if...man you were dating called you or texted you or...
  44. stripesoftiger reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  45. isworeidneverliveinwisconsin reblogged this from mercurypdx and added:
    I used to be “I can do things myself asshole” too. Then I realized, guys are just trying to be nice not patronizing....
  46. feistyred reblogged this from adamiss and added:
    Sometimes you people get ridiculously mad for no reason. Back when I was an idealistic 20 year old feminist, I made a...
  47. arp1023 reblogged this from starsnatcher
  48. sheilavallejos reblogged this from themarcus
  49. rawrrimacupcake reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  50. morenewsfromnowhere reblogged this from drinkyourjuice and added:
    Do people still live by this load of shit? I don’t know about the rest of the world after reading that list, but I’m all...
  51. hotpotatohot reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  52. thecoloredpicture reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    agree. also when talking, look at her, make eye contact do...chest. ever. (chested or
  53. themarcus reblogged this from themari and added:
    order for her? should i brush her teeth for her and do her hair too?
  54. mariaarroyo reblogged this from ferrisbueller and added:
    Haha. I’m sorry guys, I’m a traditional kind of girl and my boy does this all the time- not just on dates. Chivalry is...
  55. cupcakesandbutterflies reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  56. receiver reblogged this from drinkyourjuice and added:
    think it’s pretty damn rude...a gal, unless you’re in another country, and she doesn’t...
  57. threetruthsforeverystory reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    you been all these years? :o
  58. gracenmichelle reblogged this from srsly and added:
    AGREE AGREE AGREE! Don’t do that, guys. It makes us feel stupid. 1 and 2 are good. 3, 4, and 6 I could do without. 5 is...
  59. messsageinabottle reblogged this from pretty-in-pearls and added:
    If only this was realistic.
  60. pretty-in-pearls reblogged this from mixedupmemory
  61. ferrisbueller reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    Why do you have to be...treat a woman like this? Shouldn’t you always treat a woman like...
  62. bebetterguys reblogged this from drinkyourjuice and added:
    However, others don’t share our appreciation of chivalry.
  63. bebetterguys reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    BBG believes wholeheartedly in basic points of etiquette, especially
  64. omgitsbiancaa reblogged this from jmek
  65. bertalikewhoa reblogged this from srsly and added:
    This list will pretty much ASSURE you will get a second date.
  66. vela reblogged this from choppinkarate and added:
    And order a bunch of appetizers. Mmm. MMM!
  67. drinkyourjuice reblogged this from srsly and added:
    The fact that this...how people think a ‘typical relationship’ should look is why
  68. choppinkarate reblogged this from vela and added:
    here you go guys, ill give you the bare basics. fuck treating women like its medieval times. this
  69. yousoldtheworld reblogged this from vela and added:
    Um. I don’t need any of this shit. It’s a nice thought or whatever, but as long as you don’t get mad at me for my...
  70. mixedupmemory reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  71. crazyalwayswins reblogged this from becomingbrina and added:
    Oh my dod. Heads would roll, bitches. Change that shiz to read, “Let her order first, period. And whatever you do, don’t...
  72. vela reblogged this from alexisnoelle and added:
    I don’t care about having my chair pulled out for me. There should be another basic rule that says to be nice to other...
  73. abeird reblogged this from purrr- and added:
    I think if the guy was sincere about this and not just trying to get me in bed, It’d be the greatest thing in the world....
  74. becomingbrina reblogged this from srsly and added:
    yeah ordering for me pretty much guarantees that you won’t get a second date, and there’s a distinct possibility that...
  75. colormelauren reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  76. purrr- reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    guy ever treated me like this, I’d kick his ass! I’d be so insulted.
  77. tsunamis reblogged this from dammitsarah and added:
    Cue HOLY EFFING SHIT I HAVE TO DATE AGAIN freakout.
  78. ikswoklabycats reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    BOYS: Rule #1 is Rule #1
  79. jmek reblogged this from srsly
  80. sarahmary reblogged this from srsly and added:
    Yeah no, no ordering for this girl. I can do it on my own.
  81. alexisnoelle reblogged this from srsly
  82. kissingstars reblogged this from experiencethewarmth and added:
    One thing I don’t understand is why guys place the importance on “The Date”. Why not do this all the time? I think men...
  83. skylarparker reblogged this from dammitsarah and added:
    The only thing I wouldn’t want a guy to do is order for me. It would make me think that the guy thought of me as...
  84. overcastgirl reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  85. elloirs reblogged this from hopetimist and added:
    oh i hate pretty much everything on this list. like what, am i PATHETIC? i hate when people order for me, EURGH, I HAVE...
  86. singlebychoice reblogged this from oscuridad and added:
    CHIVALRY AND MANNERS ARE ADMIRABLE QUALITIES THAT ALL WOMEN APPRECIATE.
  87. experiencethewarmth reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    I disagree with number 7. I can...myself but everything else seems good.
  88. hopetimist reblogged this from starsnatcher and added:
    Gah. I feel the need to voice how much I disapprove of people opening doors for me and helping with coats etc etc etc....
  89. dammitsarah reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  90. jennaroni reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr and added:
    well isn’t that nice!...this really happen? lol.
  91. starsnatcher reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  92. oscuridad reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
  93. lauraf229 reblogged this from unfollowthistumblr
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